So I'm reading World War Z and loving it so far. I'm up to the part where they are in Israel getting jacked and I have a feeling it will only get better.
Zombies never really scared me because I was always confident in the fact that I could out run the fuckers. I'm no Carl Lewis but I will be a gold medal winnin' muthafucka if there is a flesh eating zombie on my ass.
Then I saw the Dawn of the Dead remake. Those zombies are running. Like sprinting. Like fuck- I SERIOUSLY need to work on my cardio.
I've never read zombie stories before this book but I do enjoy a good zombie movie. Shawn of the Dead is fucking rad.
So yeah, onto more WWZ.
So yeah... no one is following me yet. Don't blame ya, nothing cool has happened yet. So the Cube mobile device commercial just cameon. The thing is ugly cool in an Appleseed kind of way. Don't know if I'd drive one. Maybe if my name were Briareos...
Olivia Munn is hot. Even my girlfriend thinks so and my girlfriend is hot. So I am very grateful to have a penis. I keep wanting to spell "penis" as "penus"
Oh yeah, fuck the iPhone. Boo iPhone. Boo.
So yeah, I'm trying this out and I'll probably pimp it out more in the coming days. What should you expect? A lot of random Star Wars and anime quotes- especially of the Macross and Evangelion variety. I'll probably ramble on about my love for soggy Frosted Flakes and ponder the purpose of Voltron's mouth. Why does he have a mouth? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
